Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human garbage can that whines about everything, has no life, and gets no action because they’re too basic to even deserve it.

Bro, I got a B+ on my math test. I’m gonna die. Like, literally.

I didn’t get a follow back. My life is over.

My pizza had extra cheese. I’m gonna cry about it.

2

The kind of person who’s always mad about nothing and gets zero respect because they’re too weak to handle anything.

I got a bad hair day. I’m gonna quit my job.

My coffee was too hot. I’m gonna sue the barista.

I didn’t get a like on my selfie. I’m gonna die.

3

A person who can’t handle anything, complains all day, and gets nothing but cringe and no action.

I had to walk one block. I’m gonna faint.

I got stuck in traffic. My whole life is ruined.

I spilled my soda. I’m gonna cry and quit life.

4

A total loser who’s always annoyed, has no purpose, and gets no love because they’re too much of a baby to handle anything.

I got a bad grade. I’m gonna cry and die.

I had to talk to my mom. I’m gonna go mad.

I didn’t get a compliment. I’m gonna commit suicide.

5

Someone who’s always grumpy, has no skills, and gets no respect because they’re too much of a pain to even be near.

I got a little bit of homework. I’m gonna fail life.

I had to clean my room. I’m gonna cry and die.

I didn’t get a gift. I’m gonna be grumpy forever.

6

A total mess who’s always sad, has nothing going on, and gets no love because they’re too basic to even be respected.

I got a little bit of stress. I’m gonna cry and die.

I didn’t get a good grade. I’m gonna quit life.

I spilled my coffee. I’m gonna cry and die.