He tried to kiss my friend and said, 'You’re so hot.' She said, 'I’m not even your friend.' Then she slapped him and he ran out crying.

He asked me out and said, 'Let’s kiss.' I said, 'Okay.' He leaned in... and I slapped him so hard, the whole street heard it.

He walked up to me and said, 'I’m gonna kiss you.' I said, 'Okay.' He leaned in... and I kicked him in the shins. He fell over like a dog.