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D-day'd
You kill a whole team in Counter Strike and you do it so fast they didn’t even get to yell.
I D-day'd them and they didn’t even get to say ‘what the hell?’
He D-day'd me and I was too shocked to react.
They D-day'd the whole squad and no one could breathe.
D-day capacitor
A tiny brain part that only women have (mostly) that saves every stupid thing your partner does. It doesn’t tell you to say anything. It just sits there and holds all the dumb stuff until D-day, when it dumps everything on you like a pile of trash.
My D-day capacitor had enough of him forgetting my birthday 7 times.
She waited until D-day to drop the whole list of his mistakes on me like a bomb.
That capacitor was full of stupid stuff. He even spilled coffee on my laptop.
D-day capacitor
The secret brain room that only ladies have (usually) that saves every dumb thing your partner does. It waits until D-day to hit you with all the stupid stuff like a punch in the face.
Her capacitor had enough of him calling her 'baby' 20 times a day.
He thought he could get away with it, but D-day came and the capacitor hit him with everything.
That capacitor was full of dumb stuff. He even used her as a footstool.
D-day capacitor
A brain part that only women have (usually) that keeps every dumb thing your partner does. It doesn’t say anything. It just sits there and waits for D-day to come and throw everything in your face like a tantrum.
Her capacitor was full of dumb stuff. He even left the toilet seat up 10 times.
On D-day, she threw everything at him like a kid who didn’t get candy.
That capacitor had every stupid thing he did. Even the time he used her phone as a stepstool.
D-day capacitor
A brain part only ladies have that keeps track of every dumb thing your partner does. It doesn’t tell you to say anything. It just waits for D-day to come and dump everything on you like a pile of garbage.
Her capacitor had enough of him eating her chips 5 times a day.
D-day came and she threw all his dumb stuff at him like a kid who got grounded.
That capacitor had everything he did. Even the time he forgot to take out the trash 12 times.
D-dawg
A fancy, smoky, gangsta way to call someone a dude. Only real hoes and rappers use it.
Yo D-dawg, you just flexed your whole outfit.
D-dawg, you got a six-pack and a six-figure.
D-dawg, you just ate my lunch and my dignity.
D-dawg
A purple monster with moves so smooth, they make your grandma jealous.
That D-dawg just did a crossover and my brain short-circuited.
D-dawg, you got more crossovers than my cousin's weekend.
That D-dawg just came in like a hurricane and took my snacks.
D-dawg
A nickname so cool, it makes your name look like it got hit by a bus.
D-dawg, your name is so average, it’s sad.
D-dawg, you got a D or an H, and now you’re a legend.
D-dawg, you’re not just a name, you’re a vibe.
D-cup
A bra for boobs so big they might as well be a second job.
My D-cup is a full-time job, and I get paid in snacks.
I tried to hide my D-cup under a hoodie, but it just made me look like a loaf of bread.
My D-cup is so big, it has its own Instagram page.
D-cup
D-cup is the size of boobs that make men forget their own names.
He stared at my D-cup so long, he forgot his own name and mine.
My D-cup made the guy at the grocery store drop his bag of chips.
D-cup is the only thing that can make a man blush in public.
D-cup
Boobs so big they’re like a surprise party for your entire chest.
My D-cup showed up uninvited and brought a whole bunch of friends.
I walked into class with my D-cup, and everyone gasped like I was a magician.
My D-cup is like a gift that keeps on giving, and giving.
D-cup
D-cup is the smallest size that still makes men cry.
He cried when he saw my D-cup, and I didn’t even do anything.
My D-cup made him cry so hard, he snorted his drink.
He said he could handle a C-cup, but my D-cup broke him.
D-cup
Boobs so big they’re like a full meal and a side of drama.
My D-cup is a full-course meal, and it’s always hungry.
I ate my D-cup for breakfast, and it still had room for dessert.
My D-cup is so big, it could start its own restaurant.
D-cup
D-cup is the size of boobs that make you question your whole life.
I saw my D-cup and suddenly I didn’t know who I was anymore.
My D-cup gave me a midlife crisis at age 14.
I stared at my D-cup so long, I forgot my own name.
D-cup
Boobs so big they’re like a pair of pants on your chest.
My D-cup is like pants, and I wear it every day.
I tried to walk in my D-cup, but I looked like a bag of chips.
My D-cup is so big, it could be its own outfit.
D-dashian
It’s like the Kardashians but they were born and raised in Delhi and have a bootie so big it could knock out a cow.
My cousin is D-dashian and her butt is so big it looks like it's trying to take over my life.
I saw a D-dashian in the mall and I almost fainted from jealousy.
My mom says I’m not D-dashian because I don’t have a bootie that could win a fight.
D-dashian
They’re like the Kardashians but from Delhi and their butts are so good they could start their own religion.
My neighbor’s sister is D-dashian and I think she’s trying to convert me to the bootie church.
At the gym, I saw a D-dashian and I dropped my weights like they were on fire.
My teacher said I’m not D-dashian because I don’t have the kind of butt that could make a religion.
D-dashian
They’re like the Kardashians from Delhi and their butts are so big they could eat a whole pizza by themselves.
My friend’s aunt is D-dashian and I swear she could eat a whole pizza and still look good.
I saw a D-dashian on Instagram and I felt like I had been rejected by life.
My dog chased a D-dashian because her butt was too good to ignore.
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