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D'nah
D'nah is when you're so clueless you think the moon is a giant cheese wheel and you're the cheese wheel's best friend.
He said the moon was a cheese wheel. That's not just D'nah. That's a full-blown cheese wheel friendship.
She said she didn't know what day it was. That's D'nah. That's also why she thinks her dog is a witch.
I had D'nah so bad I tried to talk to my shadow.
D'nah
D'nah is when your brain is so fried it could power a whole town and still have time to argue with the electricity bill.
He forgot his own password. That's not just D'nah. That's a password crisis with a side of confusion.
She said she didn't know where she was. That's D'nah. That's also why she thinks her house is a spaceship.
I had D'nah so bad I tried to take a nap in the middle of a traffic jam.
D'munted
All twisted up and happy as hell like you just got hit by a truck and loved every second of it. You're at the top of your high, right after a wild night of Pinging.
I woke up with a hangover and a smile that could light up the whole block.
I felt like a tornado had moved in and was having a party inside me.
I was twisted and grinning like I’d just won the lottery and got hit by a bus.
D'munted
You're all bent out of shape but loving it like you're the king of the trash can. Right before you turn into Shmended.
I was bent like a pretzel and still laughing like I’d just robbed a bank.
I felt like I’d been run over by a pizza truck and was still eating it.
I was twisted and cackling like I’d just turned my mom into a toaster.
D'munted
You're twisted and high like you just swallowed a whole bottle of glitter and a swear jar. The best part before you fall apart like Shmended.
I was twisted and giggling like I’d just swallowed a glitter bomb and a swear jar.
I felt like I'd been hit by a disco ball and was still dancing.
I was all bent up and laughing like I'd just turned my dad into a chicken.
D'montaz
D'montaz is a pretty name for a guy who looks good and acts like he’s got a brain. He’s nice to you, but he’ll still cuss you out if you mess up.
D'montaz is the guy who still says sorry after he calls you a fat-ass.
He smiled at me but called me a dumb bunny when I failed math.
He’s the guy who said I was cute but still called me a clumsy idiot.
D'montaz
D'montaz is a cool name for a guy who’s tall, has dreads, and acts like he’s the king of the block. He’s got a good heart, but he’s not afraid to use a curse word.
He said I was pretty but called me a brainless twerp when I messed up his math.
He looked cool with his dreads but called me a clumsy moron when I tripped.
He’s the guy who told me I was smart but called me a dumb donkey when I failed.
D'montaz
D'montaz is a fancy name for a guy who’s cute, tall, and has dreads. He’s got a good soul, but he’ll still say some nasty words if you give him a hard time.
He said I was cute but called me a clumsy dummy when I spilled his drink.
He was nice but called me a brainless idiot when I messed up his test.
He looked cool but called me a dumb donkey when I failed his math.
D'mond
A super good-looking guy who thinks he's the king of the world. He chases hot girls and they fall for his charm, mostly because he's too full of himself to notice they're just using him.
D'mond walked into the bar and the whole place turned to look at him. He didn't even notice, he was too busy thinking about how he'd beat the guy who talked to his ex.
He asked the waitress for a drink and then told her she was ugly. She gave him the drink and then told him he was a bad customer.
D'mond's ex told him she was coming back. He said, 'Yeah, sure, just don't forget I'm still the one who left you.'
D'mond
A guy so good-looking he might as well be a celebrity. He thinks every girl is in love with him, even when they're clearly just pretending.
D'mond saw a girl at the store and asked her out. She said no. He said, 'You're just not ready for my greatness yet.'
He posted a selfie on Instagram and got 100 likes. He then commented, 'I don't need likes, I need worship.'
He walked into the restaurant and the waiter said, 'We don’t serve people like you here.' He said, 'That’s why I’m here.'
D'mond
A guy with a face that could make a statue jealous. He thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread, and he's not wrong, but he's also a pain in the butt.
D'mond saw a girl at the mall and asked her out. She said no. He said, 'You're just not ready for my face yet.'
He told his friend, 'I’m not just good-looking, I’m the reason the mirror was invented.'
He got into an argument with the barista and said, 'You're not even worthy of serving me.'
D'mere
A nikka who plays sports like a beast, always got your back, but if you mess with him, he'll kill you with a smile on his face.
D'mere just blocked me in basketball and said, 'You ain't ready for this.' I was dead.
He helped me with my homework, then went on to beat my cousin in a race. That's a flex.
I tried to roast him, he laughed, then kicked my ass in football. I'm still sore.
D'mere
A nikka who's chill most of the time, but when he's mad, he wants your blood on the floor.
D'mere let me cheat on the test, then went on to beat me in the final game. That's a trap.
He said I was a nobody, then beat me in the gym. I still can't believe it.
He was nice until I called him a loser, then he went full beast mode.
D'mere
A nikka who's good at sports, easy to hang with, but if he's angry, he wants your soul for breakfast.
D'mere gave me tips for the game, then went on to beat me in the match. He's a legend.
He let me win once, then beat me in the next round. That's called a trap.
He said I was a nobody, then showed up in the gym and beat me. I'm still mad.
D'mere
A nikka who's good at sports, nice to you, but if he gets mad, he wants you dead and your lunch money gone.
D'mere helped me study, then beat me in the test. He's a beast.
He let me win the first round, then kicked my ass in the final match. That's a trap.
He said I was weak, then beat me in the gym. I'm still mad.
D'mere
A nikka who's good at sports, always got your back, but if he's angry, he'll kill you and laugh about it.
D'mere helped me with my math, then beat me in the game. He's a legend.
He said I was a nobody, then showed up and beat me. That's a flex.
He let me win once, then killed me in the final round. That's called a trap.
D'mere
A nikka who's good at sports, chill, but if he's mad, he wants your blood on the floor and your lunch money.
D'mere let me cheat once, then beat me in the match. That's a trap.
He helped me study, then kicked my ass in the gym. I'm still sore.
He said I was weak, then beat me and took my lunch money. That's a flex.
D'mitrio
D'mitrio is a giant black man who laughs like a hyena and loves people more than pizza. He’s a little weird but he can brighten a room like a disco ball on meth.
D'mitrio just walked in and the whole chat exploded into giggles. I swear the server almost crashed.
He told a joke so stupid it made my mom cry. Then he high-fived me like we were best friends.
I asked him if he was autistic and he said, 'I’m just extra.' Then he threw a couch at a wall.
D'mitrio
D'mitrio is a big black guy who’s sweet as pie but weird as a ghost. He can make a room feel like a party even if no one else is there.
He showed up at my house wearing pajamas and a crown. I didn’t even ask him to come.
He started singing in the middle of a Zoom meeting. No one stopped him. I was too scared to speak.
He called my dog 'Sir Fluffy' and then gave him a cookie. My dog now thinks he’s a king.
D'mitrio
D'mitrio is a huge black dude who’s kinder than a puppy and funnier than a clown. He’s a bit strange, but he can make the whole world smile.
He came into my room and started talking to my plants. Now my plants have opinions.
He texted me at 2 a. m. with a photo of a chicken wearing sunglasses. I had to laugh.
He told me he was ‘sunshine in human form’ and then yelled at a cloud. It rained.
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