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It's like a baby, but in Welsh and also cursed

My cousin's kid is a baban. He cried for 2 hours straight. I think he's haunted.

My grandma said my dog is a baban. I don't believe her. He just chews my shoes.

I asked my teacher if I was a baban. She said no. Then she called me a babanator.

A babanator is someone who thinks they're famous and also somehow knows Beyoncé

My friend is a babanator. He said he knows Beyoncé. I said, 'Prove it.' He said, 'I know her.' I said, 'You're lying.' He said, 'I know her.'

My mom's best friend is a babanator. She claims she went to the same school as Nicki Minaj. I think she's lying.

I saw a babanator on TikTok. He said he won 300 competitions. I said, 'You're lying.' He said, 'I won 300 competitions.' I said, 'You're lying.'

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Baban

A baban is a word that should’ve been a elephant but got autocorrected to a baby

My phone said baban instead of elephant. I cried. My cat laughed at me.

I texted my friend elephant. It came out baban. He said, 'You're a baby.' I said, 'You're a babanator.'

My teacher said I wrote baban instead of elephant. I said, 'I'm not a baby. I'm an elephant.' She said, 'You're a baban.'

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Baban

A baban is like a second self, but also cursed and weird

My baban is my twin brother. He's weird. He wears socks with sandals. I wear socks with sandals. He's my baban.

I have a baban. It's my dog. It follows me everywhere. It's my baban. It's also weird.

My baban is my mom. She says I'm a babanator. I say she's a baban. We argue. It's a family tradition.

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Babamoo

A dirty joke version of Mamadou. People call you a babamoo to say you're a stupid monkey who can't take a joke.

My cousin called me a babamoo because I spilled soup on his shoes.

My teacher said I was a babamoo for drawing a mustache on the principal's face.

My friend named my goldfish babamoo because it eats my socks.

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Babamoo

A babamoo is like a monkey who got hit by a bus and didn’t learn anything. People use it as a curse word.

My mom said I was a babamoo for eating my homework.

My brother called my dog a babamoo because it barked at a vacuum cleaner.

My teacher called the janitor a babamoo for eating the chalk.

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Babamoo

If you're a babamoo, you're a dumb monkey who acts like you're king of the jungle. People use it as a way to say you're a total idiot.

My friend called me a babamoo because I tried to talk to a wall.

My dad called my brother a babamoo for eating the last pizza slice.

My neighbor called my cat a babamoo for knocking over my coffee.

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Babam

A loud shout you yell when you see something stupid, like a kid wearing socks with sandals.

Babam! That kid looks like a clown on a skateboard!

Babam! Your mom is eating pizza at 2 AM!

Babam! Your dog just ate your homework.

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Babam

The most you can handle, like when your brain is about to explode from too much TikTok.

I can only take two more TikTok dances, Babam!

That math test was Babam-level stupid.

My mom's loud singing is Babam-level annoying.

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Babam

A tiny line that tells you something crazy, like when your brain is confused and your mom is yelling.

Babam: Your dad is now a chicken.

Babam: Your math teacher is a wizard.

Babam: Your dog just got a PhD.

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Babalysis

A curse that happens when you see a hot babe and suddenly your brain turns to mush and you can't do anything right or talk straight.

I walked into the room and saw her. My brain went poof. I said 'Hello' and it came out 'Hemlow.'

He saw the babe at the bar and forgot how to breathe. He spilled his drink and tripped over his own feet.

I got babalysis at work. I couldn't even type. I just stared at her and said 'Hi' like five times.

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Babalysis

When a hot babe walks in and your brain short-circuits. You become a babbling idiot who can't think or act normally.

She walked in and I became a babbling idiot. I said 'Hey' and then said 'Hey' again. It was like a loop.

He got babalysis at the gym. He dropped his weights and started talking to the dumbbells.

I saw her and forgot how to speak. I just stared and said 'What?' like ten times.

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Babalysis

A mental breakdown caused by a really hot babe. You can't think straight, you can't talk, and you look like an idiot.

He saw the babe and had a mental breakdown. He dropped his phone and started talking to it like it was her.

I got babalysis at the store. I couldn't pay for my snacks. I just stared at the clerk and said 'What?'

She came in and I looked like an idiot. I couldn't think. I just said 'Hello' and then 'Hello' again.

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Babalysis

A temporary brain freeze from seeing a super hot babe. You can't think, you can't speak, and you look like a fool.

He saw the babe and got a brain freeze. He couldn't speak. He just said 'Hello' and then 'Hello' again.

I got babalysis in class. I couldn't answer the teacher's question. I just stared at her and said 'What?'

She came in and I looked like a fool. I couldn't think. I just said 'Hey' and then 'Hey' again.

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Babalysis

When a hot babe hits you with her beauty and you become a useless, babbling mess who can't do anything right.

He saw the babe and became a babbling mess. He dropped his coffee and started talking to it like it was her.

I got babalysis at the restaurant. I couldn't order my food. I just said 'Hello' and then 'Hello' again.

She came in and I became useless. I couldn't think. I just stared and said 'What?' like ten times.

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Babalysis

A short-term brain meltdown from seeing a really hot babe. You can't speak, you can't think, and you look like a total idiot.

He saw the babe and had a brain meltdown. He spilled his drink and started talking to the barista like it was her.

I got babalysis at the park. I couldn't walk straight. I just stared at her and said 'Hello' like five times.

She came in and I looked like a total idiot. I couldn't think. I just said 'What?' and then 'What?' again.

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Babalwayinkhosi

Babalwayinkhosi is the sweetest, kindest human ever. She’s like a friend who never betrays you and always tells the truth, even when it hurts.

Babalwa told me my crush was a total dud. I cried. Then I got a new crush. She’s a god.

She kept my cheating secret. I got caught. She got a text that said, 'I knew you were bad.'

She said my hair looked like a cat had a meltdown. I took it as a compliment.

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Babalwayinkhosi

Babalwayinkhosi is the most loyal friend ever. She’ll defend you like a lion and never let you down, even if you act like a total idiot.

She defended me in front of my whole class. I tripped. She said, 'He’s just clumsy. Don’t make fun of him.'

She kept my secret about stealing candy from the store. I got caught. She said, 'He’s just greedy. Don’t make fun of him.'

She told my mom my report card was fake. I got grounded. She said, 'He’s just lying. Don’t make fun of him.'

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Babalwayinkhosi

Babalwayinkhosi is the best friend you could ever have. She gives advice that’s always right and never lets you down, even when you act like a total mess.

She told me to break up with my ex. I did. He cried. She said, 'He’s just weak.'

She told me to eat my veggies. I did. I got sick. She said, 'He’s just gross.'

She told me to stop talking in class. I did. The teacher yelled at me. She said, 'He’s just loud.'

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Babalosh

A smelly ghost from Italy that gives you bad dreams and smells like old cheese and your grandpa’s socks

My little brother said the Babalosh chased him through his math test

I saw the Babalosh in my cereal and it made me throw it

My grandma screamed at the Babalosh and it ran away crying

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