Babalysis

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A curse that happens when you see a hot babe and suddenly your brain turns to mush and you can't do anything right or talk straight.

I walked into the room and saw her. My brain went poof. I said 'Hello' and it came out 'Hemlow.'

He saw the babe at the bar and forgot how to breathe. He spilled his drink and tripped over his own feet.

I got babalysis at work. I couldn't even type. I just stared at her and said 'Hi' like five times.

When a hot babe walks in and your brain short-circuits. You become a babbling idiot who can't think or act normally.

She walked in and I became a babbling idiot. I said 'Hey' and then said 'Hey' again. It was like a loop.

He got babalysis at the gym. He dropped his weights and started talking to the dumbbells.

I saw her and forgot how to speak. I just stared and said 'What?' like ten times.

A mental breakdown caused by a really hot babe. You can't think straight, you can't talk, and you look like an idiot.

He saw the babe and had a mental breakdown. He dropped his phone and started talking to it like it was her.

I got babalysis at the store. I couldn't pay for my snacks. I just stared at the clerk and said 'What?'

She came in and I looked like an idiot. I couldn't think. I just said 'Hello' and then 'Hello' again.

A temporary brain freeze from seeing a super hot babe. You can't think, you can't speak, and you look like a fool.

He saw the babe and got a brain freeze. He couldn't speak. He just said 'Hello' and then 'Hello' again.

I got babalysis in class. I couldn't answer the teacher's question. I just stared at her and said 'What?'

She came in and I looked like a fool. I couldn't think. I just said 'Hey' and then 'Hey' again.

When a hot babe hits you with her beauty and you become a useless, babbling mess who can't do anything right.

He saw the babe and became a babbling mess. He dropped his coffee and started talking to it like it was her.

I got babalysis at the restaurant. I couldn't order my food. I just said 'Hello' and then 'Hello' again.

She came in and I became useless. I couldn't think. I just stared and said 'What?' like ten times.

A short-term brain meltdown from seeing a really hot babe. You can't speak, you can't think, and you look like a total idiot.

He saw the babe and had a brain meltdown. He spilled his drink and started talking to the barista like it was her.

I got babalysis at the park. I couldn't walk straight. I just stared at her and said 'Hello' like five times.

She came in and I looked like a total idiot. I couldn't think. I just said 'What?' and then 'What?' again.