Babalysis
A short-term brain meltdown from seeing a really hot babe. You can't speak, you can't think, and you look like a total idiot.
He saw the babe and had a brain meltdown. He spilled his drink and started talking to the barista like it was her.
I got babalysis at the park. I couldn't walk straight. I just stared at her and said 'Hello' like five times.
She came in and I looked like a total idiot. I couldn't think. I just said 'What?' and then 'What?' again.