Babalysis
A curse that happens when you see a hot babe and suddenly your brain turns to mush and you can't do anything right or talk straight.
I walked into the room and saw her. My brain went poof. I said 'Hello' and it came out 'Hemlow.'
He saw the babe at the bar and forgot how to breathe. He spilled his drink and tripped over his own feet.
I got babalysis at work. I couldn't even type. I just stared at her and said 'Hi' like five times.