D'munted - You're all bent out of shape but loving it like you're the k

You're all bent out of shape but loving it like you're the king of the trash can. Right before you turn into Shmended.

I was bent like a pretzel and still laughing like I’d just robbed a bank.

I felt like I’d been run over by a pizza truck and was still eating it.

I was twisted and cackling like I’d just turned my mom into a toaster.