D'munted

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All twisted up and happy as hell like you just got hit by a truck and loved every second of it. You're at the top of your high, right after a wild night of Pinging.
I woke up with a hangover and a smile that could light up the whole block.
I felt like a tornado had moved in and was having a party inside me.
I was twisted and grinning like I’d just won the lottery and got hit by a bus.
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You're all bent out of shape but loving it like you're the king of the trash can. Right before you turn into Shmended.
I was bent like a pretzel and still laughing like I’d just robbed a bank.
I felt like I’d been run over by a pizza truck and was still eating it.
I was twisted and cackling like I’d just turned my mom into a toaster.
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You're twisted and high like you just swallowed a whole bottle of glitter and a swear jar. The best part before you fall apart like Shmended.
I was twisted and giggling like I’d just swallowed a glitter bomb and a swear jar.
I felt like I'd been hit by a disco ball and was still dancing.
I was all bent up and laughing like I'd just turned my dad into a chicken.
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