D'mond
A guy so good-looking he might as well be a celebrity. He thinks every girl is in love with him, even when they're clearly just pretending.
D'mond saw a girl at the store and asked her out. She said no. He said, 'You're just not ready for my greatness yet.'
He posted a selfie on Instagram and got 100 likes. He then commented, 'I don't need likes, I need worship.'
He walked into the restaurant and the waiter said, 'We don’t serve people like you here.' He said, 'That’s why I’m here.'