D'mond
A guy with a face that could make a statue jealous. He thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread, and he's not wrong, but he's also a pain in the butt.
D'mond saw a girl at the mall and asked her out. She said no. He said, 'You're just not ready for my face yet.'
He told his friend, 'I’m not just good-looking, I’m the reason the mirror was invented.'
He got into an argument with the barista and said, 'You're not even worthy of serving me.'