D'mitrio
D'mitrio is a giant black man who laughs like a hyena and loves people more than pizza. He’s a little weird but he can brighten a room like a disco ball on meth.
D'mitrio just walked in and the whole chat exploded into giggles. I swear the server almost crashed.
He told a joke so stupid it made my mom cry. Then he high-fived me like we were best friends.
I asked him if he was autistic and he said, 'I’m just extra.' Then he threw a couch at a wall.