Discover Slang

That little thing you wear on your ear so you can yell at your phone instead of talking to people.

A stupid gadget that lets you talk to your phone like it's a celebrity and you're at a concert.

That thing on your ear that lets you talk to your phone like it's your ex and you're still mad about it.

A tiny piece of tech that lets you talk to your phone like it's your boss and you're late for work.

That thing on your ear that lets you talk to your phone like it's your mom and you're in trouble.

A piece of jewelry you shove in your ear to make it look like a donkey’s ear. It’s not a gauge, you idiot. It’s what you use to stretch your hole until it looks like a pizza.

The thing you use to stretch your ear until it looks like a tire. Don’t call it a gauge, you sound like a clueless newbie who still thinks 12G is a size.

A fancy name for the junk you stick in your ear to make it look like a cow’s ear. It’s not a gauge, it’s the actual thing you use to stretch your hole into a donut.

When someone forces you to stop doing something you love just to make you suffer.

The ultimate punishment for being too cool for your own good.

A cursed ritual where you have to stop doing the things that make you happy.

The most annoying way to make someone feel like a loser.

When you’re made to give up your favorite things just for being too good at life.

The worst kind of punishment you can get for being too awesome.

When a random YouTube ad blasts your ears during your favorite ASMR video. It's like your brain got kicked by a loudspeaker and you're screaming into a fire.

That moment an ad suddenly roars at you while you're enjoying a nice ASMR. It’s like your peaceful day got interrupted by a loudmouth ad trying to sell you stuff.

When an ad suddenly hits you like a truck during your favorite ASMR. It's like your brain got attacked by a loud ad and you're left confused and angry.

When you’ve been high for so long your ears start oozing like a broken toilet and you’re too stoned to care.

The smelly goop that collects in your ear folds when you’re too lazy to shower and your ears smell like a sock that’s been buried in a trash can for a decade.

A loud, annoying noise that sounds like someone is screaming into a hair dryer while their face is melting. It usually happens on voice chat apps when someone’s mic is broken or their volume is cranked to eleven.