Ear Expander
A piece of jewelry you shove in your ear to make it look like a donkey’s ear. It’s not a gauge, you idiot. It’s what you use to stretch your hole until it looks like a pizza.
I tried to wear my 00G ear expander and my ear looked like a hot dog. #earpain #notworthit
My friend says her ear expander is a ‘plug’ but I call it a meatball. #earexpander #earwar
DM: ‘Your ear expander is so big I think it’s gonna fall out.’ #earlife #earpocalypse