Ear Expander

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A piece of jewelry you shove in your ear to make it look like a donkey’s ear. It’s not a gauge, you idiot. It’s what you use to stretch your hole until it looks like a pizza.

I tried to wear my 00G ear expander and my ear looked like a hot dog. #earpain #notworthit

My friend says her ear expander is a ‘plug’ but I call it a meatball. #earexpander #earwar

DM: ‘Your ear expander is so big I think it’s gonna fall out.’ #earlife #earpocalypse

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The thing you use to stretch your ear until it looks like a tire. Don’t call it a gauge, you sound like a clueless newbie who still thinks 12G is a size.

My ear expander is bigger than my mouth. #earproblems #earhells

My mom says my ear expander looks like a sausage. I say it looks like a masterpiece. #earjunkie #earglory

My ear expander is so big I can put my finger through it. #earlifestyle #earfame

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A fancy name for the junk you stick in your ear to make it look like a cow’s ear. It’s not a gauge, it’s the actual thing you use to stretch your hole into a donut.

My ear expander is so big my ear looks like a pancake. #eartime #eartrouble

My ear expander is called a ‘spiral’ but I call it a snake. #earlife #earfun

My friend’s ear expander looks like a tunnel. Mine looks like a prison. #earexpander #earnightmare

by Slangipedia 14d ago