Ear Expander
The thing you use to stretch your ear until it looks like a tire. Don’t call it a gauge, you sound like a clueless newbie who still thinks 12G is a size.
My ear expander is bigger than my mouth. #earproblems #earhells
My mom says my ear expander looks like a sausage. I say it looks like a masterpiece. #earjunkie #earglory
My ear expander is so big I can put my finger through it. #earlifestyle #earfame