Ear Fag

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A piece of tech that lets you talk to your phone like it's your best friend, even when your hands are full and your brain is fried.

I can't hear you, I'm on a call with my mom and my dog.

I'm talking to my phone like it's my ex.

I'm trying to eat a taco and talk to my boss, and this thing is helping me out.

That little thing you wear on your ear so you can yell at your phone instead of talking to people.

Why are you yelling at your phone? It's not your ex.

I'm talking to my phone like it's the only friend I have left.

I'm trying to order pizza and I'm yelling at my phone like it stole my money.

A stupid gadget that lets you talk to your phone like it's a celebrity and you're at a concert.

I'm talking to my phone like it's Taylor Swift and I just got a free concert ticket.

I'm whispering secrets to my phone like it's my best friend and it won't tell anyone.

I'm screaming at my phone like it did something wrong.

That thing on your ear that lets you talk to your phone like it's your ex and you're still mad about it.

I'm talking to my phone like it's my ex and it owes me money.

I'm yelling at my phone like it broke my heart.

I'm whispering to my phone like it's my only friend.

A tiny piece of tech that lets you talk to your phone like it's your boss and you're late for work.

I'm talking to my phone like it's my boss and I'm in trouble.

I'm yelling at my phone like it just gave me a bad review.

I'm whispering to my phone like it's my only hope of getting a raise.

That thing on your ear that lets you talk to your phone like it's your mom and you're in trouble.

I'm talking to my phone like it's my mom and I just got grounded.

I'm yelling at my phone like it's my mom and she's mad at me.

I'm whispering to my phone like it's my mom and I just got a bad grade.