Ear Fag - A tiny piece of tech that lets you talk to your phone like i

A tiny piece of tech that lets you talk to your phone like it's your boss and you're late for work.

I'm talking to my phone like it's my boss and I'm in trouble.

I'm yelling at my phone like it just gave me a bad review.

I'm whispering to my phone like it's my only hope of getting a raise.