Ear Fag - That thing on your ear that lets you talk to your phone like

That thing on your ear that lets you talk to your phone like it's your mom and you're in trouble.

I'm talking to my phone like it's my mom and I just got grounded.

I'm yelling at my phone like it's my mom and she's mad at me.

I'm whispering to my phone like it's my mom and I just got a bad grade.