Ear Cunt
The smelly goop that collects in your ear folds when you’re too lazy to shower and your ears smell like a sock that’s been buried in a trash can for a decade.
My ear smelled like my gym sock after a 3-day camping trip. #EarCunt
I tried to touch my ear and it felt like touching a dead rat. #EarCunt
My ear looked like a swamp and smelled like my brother’s gym bag. #EarCuntIsReal