Ear Defilement

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When someone forces you to stop doing something you love just to make you suffer.
My mom made me quit Fortnite so I'd stop winning. Ear Defilement at its finest.
My dad stopped me from eating pizza for a month. I cried.
My teacher said no more TikTok. I almost failed math.
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The ultimate punishment for being too cool for your own good.
They took my phone and made me sit in the corner. Ear Defilement, baby.
My brother locked me out of the house for wearing a hat to school.
My mom made me eat broccoli for dinner. Twice.
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A cursed ritual where you have to stop doing the things that make you happy.
My uncle cursed me to stop playing video games. I went mad.
My grandma made me stop watching cat videos. I screamed.
My friend had to stop eating donuts. He turned into a robot.
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The most annoying way to make someone feel like a loser.
My teacher said I couldn't take the test because I didn't do my homework. Ear Defilement, plain and simple.
My best friend stopped talking to me because I didn't like his new haircut.
My mom said I couldn't go to the park because I didn't clean my room.
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When you’re made to give up your favorite things just for being too good at life.
My dad took my Xbox because I beat him at Mario Kart. Ear Defilement, for real.
My mom made me stop drawing because I was too good at it.
My brother took my snack because I was eating it too fast.
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The worst kind of punishment you can get for being too awesome.
My teacher made me do 100 push-ups because I got an A. Ear Defilement, baby.
My mom grounded me for a week because I didn’t do my chores.
My friend made me watch 3 hours of cooking shows. I almost died.
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