Discover Slang

When someone’s voice is so loud it feels like they’re right next to you, but they’re actually in another state. It’s usually because they turned their mic up so high it broke the sound wave.

A noise so loud it makes your brain want to quit. It's usually caused by someone's mic being set to 'maximum pain' or their voice being like a volcano that just erupted.

When someone’s voice is so loud it’s like they’re trying to knock your teeth out. It happens when the mic is broken or the volume is so high it’s like someone turned up the chaos.

A noise so loud it feels like your head is about to explode. It's usually caused by someone’s voice being turned up to 'maximum annoyance' or their mic being broken like it got hit by a truck.

When someone’s voice is so loud it sounds like a herd of elephants just ran through your ears. It usually happens because their mic is broken or their volume is so high it’s like they’re trying to beat the sound of a jet engine.

An ear condom is when you’re so mad at someone’s dumb talk that you pretend their words can’t touch you, like they’re talking to a brick wall, and you’re the wall.

An ear condom is like a shield for your ears, so you don’t get hurt by the stupid things people say. It’s like having a bubble around your head that only lets good stuff in.

If you hate Judas, you wear an ear condom, and that’s not just a metaphor, it’s a promise. You’re blocking out everything he says, and you don’t care if it hurts your ears.

An ear condom is like a condom, but for your ears, and it’s not just for fancy singers. It’s for anyone who wants to block out stupid noises or the dumbest opinions ever.

An ear condom is like a blanket for your ears, it keeps you safe from the dumb stuff people say. You don’t need to hear it, and you don’t want to.

An ear condom is a fancy way to say ‘I don’t want to listen to your stupid opinions.’ You wear it like a cape, and it makes you feel like a superhero.

When a guy slams two girls' faces into each other, then goes to town on their squished cheeks while using their squeezed ears like a hot, wet hole. He finishes by blasting his cum straight into both of their ears.

When a guy jizzes in a girl's ear and then uses his cock to smear it all around like it's a lube commercial.

That thing you plug in your ear that makes you sound like a robot with a bad attitude.

A tiny speaker that sits on your ear and makes you look like a spy with a bad hair day.

That thing on your ear that makes you talk like you're in a phone booth with a drunk uncle.

The smelly goop that grows in your ears when you forget to clean your holes and let your junk sit there for weeks.

That gross white cheese stuff that builds up on your earrings when you have big holes and don’t clean your ears.

The pale yellow, noodle-like gunk that hardens in your ear hole when you ignore it for too long.

The weird, smelly mess that lives in your ear piercing and won’t leave you alone.