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Ear Cheese

That pale yellow, foot-smelling gunk that sometimes comes out of your ear piercing and makes you want to sniff your fingers.

I pulled out my earring and it came out with a glob of foot-smelling gunk.

My ear cheese smells so bad, I had to sniff my fingers to cope.

I tried to clean my ear and got a glob of pale yellow gunk that smells like feet.

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Ear Check

Like getting a meat check but for your ear. Someone hits your ear so hard it feels like it might fall off.

My cousin gave me an ear check so hard I heard my mom yelling from the next room.

That guy at the bus stop gave me an ear check for no reason.

I got an ear check from my brother because I forgot to do my chores.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Check

You stick your finger in your ear to dig out the gross stuff before you blast your music.

I did an ear check before my headphones went on because my ear was full of gunk.

She did an ear check before her Zoom call because her ear looked like a raccoon’s nest.

He did an ear check before his gaming session because he wanted to hear his character’s screams clearly.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Candle

Putting your junk in your girlfriend’s ear while she’s knocked out. Then you stick a string in there like a stupid kid trying to look cool.

My cousin did that to his girlfriend and she woke up screaming like a banshee.

My dad did that to my mom every weekend. She still hates him.

I did that to my crush and now she thinks I’m a pervert.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Candle

A stupid fake way to clean your ears with a candle. Doctors say it’s a waste of money and could burn your face off.

My grandma paid $50 for an ear candle and it smelled like burnt cheese.

My mom tried it and her ear looked like a fire hazard.

My friend’s dad did it and now his ear is red and sore.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Candle

You probably saw it on TikTok. It’s just sticking a candle in your ear or jerking off into someone’s ear. It’s not magical, it’s just stupid.

My sister did it on TikTok and now she’s famous for being dumb.

My brother did it in class and got sent to the principal’s office.

My mom did it while watching TV and now she thinks she’s a witch.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Cancer

when someone talks your ear off until you wish you had a disease that makes your ears fall off instead of having to hear one more stupid word

My cousin told me the same story about his dog for 20 minutes straight. I wish I had ear cancer.

My teacher droned on about the Civil War like it was a horror movie. I would take ear cancer over that.

My friend’s mom started telling me about her cat’s diet. I would rather have ear cancer than listen to another word.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Cancer

when you're stuck with Team 10 and it's like every day is a new level of bro-ness

Team 10 is the worst. It’s like being stuck with a bro for 24/7.

My friend got stuck with Team 10 and now he talks like a bro 24/7.

Team 10 is the reason I have ear cancer. It’s like a bro version of a virus.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Cancer

when you have to listen to Nick's music so much it actually gives you a disease in your ears

I listened to Nick's music nonstop and now my ears are dying. Ear cancer is real.

My sister forced me to listen to Nick's music and now I have ear cancer. It’s the worst.

Nick's music is so bad it gave me a disease. Ear cancer is the new cool thing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear CNC

It's like your ears got stabbed by a chainsaw and then set on fire. You love it because it's so loud and brutal.

"This song is like my brain is on a rollercoaster and it's screaming.", @LoudPerson123

"I heard this and my dog ran out of the room crying.", @DogHater42

DM: "I just listened to this and my ears are now cursed.", @EarCNCFan1

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Ear CNC

Your ears are getting a beatdown from a gang of metal monsters. You’re screaming, but you can’t stop listening.

"This music is like my skull is being pounded with hammers.", @SkullPounder99

Tweet: "I just listened to this and my neighbor called the cops.", @NeighborHater202

DM: "I’m not even mad, I’m just high from the noise.", @NoiseHigh1

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Ear CNC

Your ears are in a warzone, and the music is the explosions. You’re bleeding from your ears, but you’re still dancing.

"This song is like my ears are bleeding and my soul is screaming.", @EarpainBro

Tweet: "I just listened to this and my cat ran away.", @CatHater88

DM: "I think my ears are now permanently broken. But I’m still listening.", @BrokenEars4Life

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear CNC

Your ears are getting a special kind of torture, and you're begging for more. It's the music version of being yelled at by your mom.

"This song is like my mom yelled at me for an hour and I had to eat broccoli.", @MomHater101

Tweet: "I just listened to this and my headphones broke.", @HeadphoneHater

DM: "I’m not even alive anymore. I’m just a loud noise.", @LoudNoiseBro

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Butt

The gross goo that clogs your ear piercing when you don't clean it. It smells like a dead rat and a hot dog that’s been left in the sun.

My ear butt smells like my brother’s gym sock after a week in a shoe box.

I tried to sleep and my ear butt woke me up with a stink bomb.

My ear butt is so bad my dog ran away from me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Butt

The mess you get when someone calls you on the Butt Dial and hangs up before you can say anything. It’s like your ear got slapped by a phone call.

I answered my phone and got a Butt Dial. My ear butt is now a war zone.

My Butt Dial was so fast I didn’t even get to say hello.

I got a Butt Dial from my ex and my ear butt cried.

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Ear Buggles

The gross clumps of ear gunk that clog up your ear like a traffic jam.

My ear buggles are so big I can’t hear my mom yelling at me.

I found a buggle in my ear and it looked like a piece of old pizza.

My ear buggles are so bad I need a shovel to dig them out.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Buggles

The chunky mess that lives in your ear and smells like old socks.

I had to use a cotton swab to attack my ear buggles like a warrior.

My ear buggles are so bad they’re causing me to go deaf.

I pulled out a buggle and it was the size of a marble.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Buggles

The hard-packed dirt and wax that clog your ear and make you sound like a frog.

My ear buggles are so thick I can’t hear my alarm clock.

I had to use my finger to fish out my ear buggles like they were treasure.

I found a buggle in my ear and it looked like it had been there for years.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Bud Volume

when you're blasting music so loud your ears are screaming and you yell at someone like they’re trying to steal your lunch money

I was talking to my mom and I sounded like a bullhorn

My friend thought I was mad at him because I yelled 'WHAT?!!'

I asked for a repeat and I got a headache and a side eye

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Bud Volume

when you’re so deep in your own world of beats you forget people are trying to talk to you and you act like they’re interrupting your life

I was in my own bubble and didn’t hear my teacher calling my name

I missed the whole conversation because I was vibing with my playlist

I said ‘what’ like I was being attacked

by Slangipedia 16d ago