Ear Cheese
That pale yellow, foot-smelling gunk that sometimes comes out of your ear piercing and makes you want to sniff your fingers.
I pulled out my earring and it came out with a glob of foot-smelling gunk.
My ear cheese smells so bad, I had to sniff my fingers to cope.
I tried to clean my ear and got a glob of pale yellow gunk that smells like feet.
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