Ear Cheese

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The smelly goop that grows in your ears when you forget to clean your holes and let your junk sit there for weeks.

My ear cheese smells like a sock that’s been in a trash can for a month.

I tried to take my earring out and it came out with a glob of ear cheese attached.

I think my ear cheese is trying to take over my whole ear.

That gross white cheese stuff that builds up on your earrings when you have big holes and don’t clean your ears.

My ear cheese is so bad, it’s like my ears have a cheese factory inside them.

I tried to take my earring out and it came out with a glob of white cheese attached.

My ear cheese smells like a combination of gym socks and old pizza.

The pale yellow, noodle-like gunk that hardens in your ear hole when you ignore it for too long.

I pulled out my earring and it came out with a noodle of ear cheese attached.

My ear cheese is like a pale yellow noodle that smells like feet.

I tried to clean my ear hole and it came out with a pale yellow noodle.

The weird, smelly mess that lives in your ear piercing and won’t leave you alone.

My ear cheese smells like feet and it won’t stop coming out.

I tried to take my earring out and it came with a glob of smelly mess.

My ear cheese is so bad, it’s like my ears are a trash can.

That pale yellow, foot-smelling gunk that sometimes comes out of your ear piercing and makes you want to sniff your fingers.

I pulled out my earring and it came out with a glob of foot-smelling gunk.

My ear cheese smells so bad, I had to sniff my fingers to cope.

I tried to clean my ear and got a glob of pale yellow gunk that smells like feet.