Ear Candle

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Putting your junk in your girlfriend’s ear while she’s knocked out. Then you stick a string in there like a stupid kid trying to look cool.

My cousin did that to his girlfriend and she woke up screaming like a banshee.

My dad did that to my mom every weekend. She still hates him.

I did that to my crush and now she thinks I’m a pervert.

A stupid fake way to clean your ears with a candle. Doctors say it’s a waste of money and could burn your face off.

My grandma paid $50 for an ear candle and it smelled like burnt cheese.

My mom tried it and her ear looked like a fire hazard.

My friend’s dad did it and now his ear is red and sore.

You probably saw it on TikTok. It’s just sticking a candle in your ear or jerking off into someone’s ear. It’s not magical, it’s just stupid.

My sister did it on TikTok and now she’s famous for being dumb.

My brother did it in class and got sent to the principal’s office.

My mom did it while watching TV and now she thinks she’s a witch.