Ear Butt

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The gross goo that clogs your ear piercing when you don't clean it. It smells like a dead rat and a hot dog that’s been left in the sun.

My ear butt smells like my brother’s gym sock after a week in a shoe box.

I tried to sleep and my ear butt woke me up with a stink bomb.

My ear butt is so bad my dog ran away from me.

The mess you get when someone calls you on the Butt Dial and hangs up before you can say anything. It’s like your ear got slapped by a phone call.

I answered my phone and got a Butt Dial. My ear butt is now a war zone.

My Butt Dial was so fast I didn’t even get to say hello.

I got a Butt Dial from my ex and my ear butt cried.