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when someone talks your ear off until you wish you had a disease that makes your ears fall off instead of having to hear one more stupid word
My cousin told me the same story about his dog for 20 minutes straight. I wish I had ear cancer.
My teacher droned on about the Civil War like it was a horror movie. I would take ear cancer over that.
My friend’s mom started telling me about her cat’s diet. I would rather have ear cancer than listen to another word.