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when you’re cranked up so loud your neighbor thinks you’re having a screaming match with your pet

My neighbor knocked on my door and said, ‘Are you fighting your dog?’

My brother said I was yelling at my phone like it was my ex

My mom came in and said, ‘You’re going to wake the neighbors up!’

when you’re so wrapped up in your tunes you think you’re the only one in the room and you talk like no one else is there

I said, ‘You’re not listening to me,’ and I wasn’t even listening to myself

I was talking to my friend like he was a ghost

I told my teacher I didn’t hear her, and I was the one who didn’t hear herself

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Ear Bud Volume

when your music is so loud it’s like you’re in a war and you yell at people like they’re your enemy

I yelled at my sister like she was trying to kill me

I said, ‘WHAT?!!!’ like I was in a battle cry

I shouted so loud my dog ran out of the room

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Ear Bud Volume

when you’re so lost in your tunes you start talking like you’re in a different universe and people think you’re crazy

I said, ‘You’re not even paying attention,’ and I wasn’t even paying attention

I was talking to my friend like he was in another dimension

I told my brother I didn’t hear him, and I didn’t even hear my own voice

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Ear Bong

Ear Bong is when you chug beer out of a leaf like it's the last thing you'll ever taste before you puke.

I tried Ear Bong at the park and now my face is a canvas of regret.

My cousin did an Ear Bong so hard he cried like a baby.

I did an Ear Bong at the party and now my pants are soaked.

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Ear Bong

Ear Bong is when you drink so fast that your ears might fall off from the madness.

At the bonfire, I did an Ear Bong and my ears felt like they were on fire.

My friend did an Ear Bong and then started talking to the tree.

I did an Ear Bong so hard, my brain went on vacation.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Bong

Ear Bong is when you take a big gulp of beer out of a leaf and hope you don’t die from the taste.

I did an Ear Bong and tasted the soul of my grandfather.

My brother did an Ear Bong and then tried to run a marathon.

I did an Ear Bong and my tongue went to jail.

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Ear Blower

A guy who gives another guy a face full of cum by sticking his head right in the other guy’s junk and letting it all go. He’s usually the one who’s too lazy to clean up after himself.

My cousin’s an ear blower. He once blew so hard he got cum in his eye.

At the club, the DJ was an ear blower. He blew right in my face during the remix.

My roommate’s an ear blower. He’s been doing it since college and still can’t keep his mouth shut.

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Ear Blower

When you’re about to come and you pull out just in time to blast a load right in the other guy’s ear. It’s like a surprise party, but with cum.

I was blowin’ my load in his ear like it was a birthday party.

He pulled out at the last second and blew me right in the ear. I was like, 'Bro, that was a setup.'

I was about to come, and he pulled out and blew me. I was like, 'That was the worst timing ever.'

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Ear Bloople

The meaty part of your ear buds that feels like it's gonna pop out of your ear.

I stuck my ear buds in so hard my Ear Bloople screamed at me.

My Ear Bloople is so swollen it looks like it's about to go on a diet.

My Ear Bloople is the only thing keeping me from crying at this song.

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Ear Bloople

That flappy thing on your ear buds that makes you feel like you're being attacked by a jellyfish.

My Ear Bloople is flapping like it's trying to escape my ear.

I think my Ear Bloople is trying to take over my ear.

That Ear Bloople is the reason I failed my math test.

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Ear Bloople

The part of your ear buds that feels like it's trying to escape your head.

My Ear Bloople is trying to get out of my ear and live its own life.

I can hear my Ear Bloople whispering bad advice.

My Ear Bloople is more famous than I am.

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Ear Bleeder

A song so loud and brutal it makes your ears feel like they're getting stabbed with rusty nails. People play it so loud because they’re trying to drown out their own stupidity.

My cousin’s playlist is so loud I think the neighbors called the cops.

This song is like a chainsaw in my ears.

I turned it up so loud my dog ran out of the house.

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Ear Bleeder

A person so annoying they make your ears want to quit their job. Everyone around them acts like they’re going to lose their hearing just from being near them.

My teacher is an ear bleeder. I’ve been sitting in the back for weeks.

My brother is like a broken kazoo. He just won’t stop.

My friend talks so much I think my ears are going to explode.

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Ear Beard

When the hair in a guy's (or gal's) ears gets so thick and nasty, it looks like a beard that's been through a war. You gotta trim it or it'll take over your face.

My uncle's ear beard is so long, it looks like he's got a sidekick.

She let her ear beard grow for a year. Now it's like two beards fighting for space.

His ear beard is so wild, it's got its own Twitter account.

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Ear Beard

Ear beards are like tiny beards growing out of your ears. They’re gross, they’re wild, and they won’t stop messing with your life.

His ear beards are so long, they’re like little rats escaping from his ears.

She’s got ear beards so big, they look like they're trying to take over her face.

My ear beards are so messy, I look like I’ve been in a fight with a hedgehog.

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Ear Bangs

The tiny hair flaps in front of your ears that never grow long enough to be called anything else. They’re like the rejects of the hair world.

My ear bangs are so short, they look like they’re wearing tiny hats.

I tried to braid my hair, but my ear bangs just laughed at me.

My ear bangs are so stubborn, they won't even listen to me.

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Ear Bangs

When you go on a rant so long, you could’ve just said, 'I’m mad,' and saved everyone the trouble.

She ear banged me for an hour about how her cat was the best cat ever.

He ear banged me about his ex like I had a microphone.

My mom ear banged me about my grades until I wanted to scream.

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Ear Bangs

When someone is kissing your ear so hard, you feel like your ear is about to be used for something else.

He was kissing my ear so hard, I felt like my ear was going to be used as a sandwich.

She was ear banging me while I was getting it on, and I was like, 'Are you serious?'

He ear banged me so much, my ear felt like it had a second job.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Bangs

When a guy flips you on your side and decides to use your ear as a substitute for your vagina.

He flipped me on my side and stuck his penis in my ear like it was a personal invitation.

He turned me on my side and said, 'I’m going to use your ear for this.'

He ear banged me so hard, I felt like my ear was getting a promotion.

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