Ear Bangs

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The tiny hair flaps in front of your ears that never grow long enough to be called anything else. They’re like the rejects of the hair world.

My ear bangs are so short, they look like they’re wearing tiny hats.

I tried to braid my hair, but my ear bangs just laughed at me.

My ear bangs are so stubborn, they won't even listen to me.

When you go on a rant so long, you could’ve just said, 'I’m mad,' and saved everyone the trouble.

She ear banged me for an hour about how her cat was the best cat ever.

He ear banged me about his ex like I had a microphone.

My mom ear banged me about my grades until I wanted to scream.

When someone is kissing your ear so hard, you feel like your ear is about to be used for something else.

He was kissing my ear so hard, I felt like my ear was going to be used as a sandwich.

She was ear banging me while I was getting it on, and I was like, 'Are you serious?'

He ear banged me so much, my ear felt like it had a second job.

When a guy flips you on your side and decides to use your ear as a substitute for your vagina.

He flipped me on my side and stuck his penis in my ear like it was a personal invitation.

He turned me on my side and said, 'I’m going to use your ear for this.'

He ear banged me so hard, I felt like my ear was getting a promotion.

When you hit someone so hard on the ear, it feels like their eardrum just got a beating.

He ear banged me so hard, my eardrum was crying.

She ear banged me so much, my ear was sore for a week.

He ear banged me until my ear looked like it had been in a fight.

When you’re listening to someone’s private conversation like you’re a fly on the wall, but you’re not part of the group.

I was ear banging on my friend’s conversation like I was a spy.

I was eavesdropping on their conversation like I was a ghost.

I was listening to their secret conversation like I had a front-row seat.