Ear Beard
Ear beards are like tiny beards growing out of your ears. They’re gross, they’re wild, and they won’t stop messing with your life.
His ear beards are so long, they’re like little rats escaping from his ears.
She’s got ear beards so big, they look like they're trying to take over her face.
My ear beards are so messy, I look like I’ve been in a fight with a hedgehog.