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When the hair in a guy's (or gal's) ears gets so thick and nasty, it looks like a beard that's been through a war. You gotta trim it or it'll take over your face.
My uncle's ear beard is so long, it looks like he's got a sidekick.
She let her ear beard grow for a year. Now it's like two beards fighting for space.
His ear beard is so wild, it's got its own Twitter account.