Ear Condom
An ear condom is like a condom, but for your ears, and it’s not just for fancy singers. It’s for anyone who wants to block out stupid noises or the dumbest opinions ever.
At the mall, my friend kept making fun of my shoes, so I pulled out my ear condom and told him to leave me alone.
My dad started telling me about his day at work, and I put on my ear condom and said, ‘Not today.’
My brother said I was the worst at video games, so I put on my ear condom and beat him.