Ear Condom
An ear condom is like a blanket for your ears, it keeps you safe from the dumb stuff people say. You don’t need to hear it, and you don’t want to.
My friend kept telling me I was ugly, so I put on my ear condom and said, ‘I don’t need to hear that.’
At school, my teacher started yelling about my homework, so I pulled out my ear condom and told her to stop.
My mom started nagging me about my grades again, and I put on my ear condom and said, ‘I’m done.’