Ear Cochroach

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That thing you plug in your ear that makes you sound like a robot with a bad attitude.
I can’t hear you over this stupid cochroach!
My cochroach is louder than my mom’s yelling.
This cochroach is the reason I failed my math test.
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A tiny speaker that sits on your ear and makes you look like a spy with a bad hair day.
That cochroach is like a tiny speaker with a attitude.
My cochroach is so loud my dog ran away.
I got a cochroach and now my teacher thinks I’m a spy.
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That thing on your ear that makes you talk like you're in a phone booth with a drunk uncle.
My cochroach is louder than my uncle’s karaoke.
I got a cochroach and now my friends think I'm a lunatic.
That cochroach is making my brain hurt.
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