Ear Condom
An ear condom is like a shield for your ears, so you don’t get hurt by the stupid things people say. It’s like having a bubble around your head that only lets good stuff in.
My friend kept making fun of my haircut, so I put on my ear condom and said, ‘I don’t need your stupid comments.’
At lunch, my teacher started ranting about the weather, so I put on my ear condom and took a nap.
My sister told me I was the worst cook ever, so I pulled out my ear condom and told her to shut up.