Ear Crit
A loud, annoying noise that sounds like someone is screaming into a hair dryer while their face is melting. It usually happens on voice chat apps when someone’s mic is broken or their volume is cranked to eleven.
My teammate’s voice was so loud I thought my ears were gonna pop off.
I heard a goat screaming and I was like, 'That’s my friend.'
He yelled so loud I got a headache and a free coupon for a taco.