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Ear Fuck

When someone sticks their finger or something gross in your ear

My brother stuck his finger in my ear and I almost puked.

My friend shoved a pencil in my ear and I screamed like a baby.

My sister jammed her finger in my ear and I ran out of the room.

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Ear Fuck

When you can't get laid and you're stuck listening to a girl talk about her life for hours

I called my friend and she talked about her dog for 40 minutes. I didn’t even get to tell her about my ex.

I asked a girl out and she just talked about her mom for an hour. I was ready to leave.

I tried to flirt with a girl and she talked about her job for 30 minutes. I just hung up.

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Ear Fuck

When you call someone and they go on a rant and then leave you hanging

I called my cousin and she ranted about her ex for 20 minutes and then said she had to go. I was mad.

I called my friend and she talked about her day for 45 minutes and then said she had to leave. I screamed.

I called my sister and she told me about her cat for 30 minutes and then hung up. I was furious.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Fucker

An ear fucker is someone who yaps nonstop like a dog with a bone and all you hear is nonsense and bad breath.

My cousin talks for three hours about his cat's hairball issues. Ear fucker.

My boss yaps about the coffee machine like it's the second coming. Ear fucker.

My little brother talks during the whole movie. Ear fucker.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Fucker

An ear fucker is a guy who picks the ear canal over the ass crack and then talks like he just won the lottery.

My uncle chose the ear canal and now he yaps about his goldfish. Ear fucker.

My cousin picked the ear canal and now he's telling me about his ex's pet turtle. Ear fucker.

My neighbor picked the ear canal and now he's bragging about his gym routine. Ear fucker.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Fly

That stupid buzzing in your ear that won’t stop when you’re trying to sleep or think.

I couldn’t fall asleep because my ear fly was louder than my neighbor’s dog.

I was trying to focus on my math test, but my ear fly was like a noisy fan.

I got so mad at my ear fly, I yelled at my phone.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Fly

That loud, tiny monster in your ear that won’t shut up.

My ear fly was so loud, I thought my ear was on fire.

I was trying to watch my favorite show, but my ear fly ruined it.

I told my ear fly to go to sleep, but it just kept buzzing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Fly

That goddamn noise in your ear that won’t stop when you’re trying to be cool.

I was trying to impress my crush, but my ear fly ruined everything.

I was in the middle of a loud argument, but my ear fly was louder.

I was trying to be calm, but my ear fly made me scream.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Flubbing

Ear Flubbing is when you grab someone's ear and shake it like a dog with a bone. It’s also called Flubbing because it’s the worst.

My cousin flubbed me so hard I thought my ear was gonna pop off.

He flubbed my ear until I screamed like a baby.

She flubbed my ear so much I got a headache and a bruise.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Flubbing

Ear Flubbing is when you flick someone's ear so much it feels like it's gonna fall off. It’s also called Flubbing because it’s gross.

My teacher flubbed my ear after I talked too much.

He flubbed my ear so much I had to put on a bandage.

My sister flubbed my ear and I cried like a toddler.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Flubbing

Ear Flubbing is when you stroke someone's ear like it’s a cat and you're trying to make it go to sleep. It’s also called Flubbing because it’s annoying.

My brother flubbed my ear while I was trying to do my homework.

She flubbed my ear until I was distracted and failed my test.

He flubbed my ear so much I had to leave the room.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Flubbing

Ear Flubbing is when you flick someone's ear until it looks like it's going to fall off. It’s also called Flubbing because it’s stupid.

My mom flubbed my ear because I didn’t clean my room.

He flubbed my ear so much I got a red mark.

My friend flubbed my ear and I had to take a break from gaming.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Flubbing

Ear Flubbing is when you grab someone’s ear and shake it like it’s a bag of chips. It’s also called Flubbing because it’s loud and annoying.

My brother flubbed my ear during lunch and I got food all over my shirt.

He flubbed my ear so loud the whole class heard it.

My mom flubbed my ear and I had to clean my room twice.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Flicker

A person who flicks ears so hard they think their brain is gonna pop out

My homie flicked his ear so hard I swear his brain was about to do a backflip

She flicked her ear like it was her enemy and it was giving her the worst vibes

He flicked his ear so hard the whole class heard it and it was the worst thing ever

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Flicker

A person who flicks ears like they're in a fight and they're trying to win

He flicked his ear like it was a punch and it was the worst move ever

She flicked her ear like it was her last chance to beat the teacher

My friend flicked his ear like it was a bet and he was not backing down

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Flicker

A person who flicks ears so much they’re probably gonna lose their hearing and their mind

He flicks his ear so much I think it's gonna fall off and he'll be sad

She flicks her ear like it's her favorite toy and she can't stop

My cousin flicks his ear so much I think he's gonna go deaf and lose his mind

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Flicker

A person who flicks ears like they're trying to start a war and they're not holding back

He flicked his ear like it was a war cry and it was the worst one ever

She flicked her ear like it was a battle and she was ready to fight

My mom flicked her ear like it was a war and I thought she was gonna lose her mind

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Flicker

A person who flicks ears so much they should get a medal and a nickname

He flicks his ear so much I think he should get a medal for the worst ear flicker

She flicks her ear like it's her job and she's doing it perfectly

My brother flicks his ear so much I think he's gonna get a nickname like 'The Ear Flicker King'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Flicker

A person who flicks ears so much they probably think they’re in a movie and they’re the main star

He flicks his ear like he’s in a movie and he’s the hero

She flicks her ear like she’s in a blockbuster and she’s the star

My cousin flicks his ear like he’s in a movie and he’s the best actor ever

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Fag

A piece of tech that lets you talk to your phone like it's your best friend, even when your hands are full and your brain is fried.

I can't hear you, I'm on a call with my mom and my dog.

I'm talking to my phone like it's my ex.

I'm trying to eat a taco and talk to my boss, and this thing is helping me out.

by Slangipedia 16d ago