Ear Fucker

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An ear fucker is someone who yaps nonstop like a dog with a bone and all you hear is nonsense and bad breath.
My cousin talks for three hours about his cat's hairball issues. Ear fucker.
My boss yaps about the coffee machine like it's the second coming. Ear fucker.
My little brother talks during the whole movie. Ear fucker.
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An ear fucker is a guy who picks the ear canal over the ass crack and then talks like he just won the lottery.
My uncle chose the ear canal and now he yaps about his goldfish. Ear fucker.
My cousin picked the ear canal and now he's telling me about his ex's pet turtle. Ear fucker.
My neighbor picked the ear canal and now he's bragging about his gym routine. Ear fucker.
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