Ear Fucker
An ear fucker is a guy who picks the ear canal over the ass crack and then talks like he just won the lottery.
My uncle chose the ear canal and now he yaps about his goldfish. Ear fucker.
My cousin picked the ear canal and now he's telling me about his ex's pet turtle. Ear fucker.
My neighbor picked the ear canal and now he's bragging about his gym routine. Ear fucker.