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Ear Hickey

When you plant your face on a girl so hard and long that your ear turns into a permanent bruise on her head like a cursed tattoo from hell.

I woke up with a purple ear on my head and no memory of the night before. Thanks, Chad.

Your face is so smushed on me I can feel your ear vibrating. You’re gonna leave a permanent mark.

You tried to give me an ear hickey, and now I look like a raccoon got into my head.

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Ear Hickey

A failed attempt at a hickey that just ends up hurting both people and making the ear look like it got hit by a truck.

I tried to give her an ear hickey and now my ear looks like it got hit by a brick.

Your hickey is so bad it made me cry. My ear is red and sore and I hate you.

You gave me an ear hickey so bad I think my ear is gonna fall off.

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Ear Herpes

When your ear gets a rash so bad it looks like it got run over by a truck full of spiders.

My ear looked like a spider had a baby party in there. #EarHerpes #RashRage

I woke up and my ear was a mess. Like it got hit by a mosquito army. #NoMoreMosquitoes

My ear is on fire and it’s got a rash. I think I have ear herpes. #EarRash #MosquitoBait

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Ear Herpes

When your ears feel like they're screaming after you blast music so loud it probably broke the neighbors’ windows.

After that concert, my ears were screaming. I think I got ear herpes. #LoudMusic #EarPain

I turned my music up so loud my ears were ringing like a bell. #EarHerpes #MusicTooLoud

My ears are still ringing from that party. It was like a loud explosion in my head. #EarHerpes #PartyVibes

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Ear Heroin

the kind of music or band that makes you feel like you just won the lottery and got a free pizza

When I heard that song, I felt like I could beat up my math teacher and still have energy for recess.

That band is so good, I texted my mom to tell her I'm never cleaning my room again.

I listened to that track three times in a row because it felt like my brain was on fire and it was awesome.

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Ear Heroin

the sound that makes you forget your problems and think your life is already perfect

That song came on, and I forgot about my homework and my crush and my mom yelling at me.

I heard that track and suddenly my dog started dancing and I didn’t care about anything else.

That music was so good, I texted my brother and said I was going to be rich someday.

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Ear Heroin

the kind of compliment or comment that makes you feel like you just got a million dollars and a free taco

When my friend said I was the best, I felt like I could fly and eat all the candy in the world.

That comment was so good, I texted my dad and said I was going to be famous.

I heard that line and suddenly my math test didn’t matter anymore.

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Ear Hacks

Ear Hacks is when someone hears too well in a game and makes it look like they’re cheating by peeking through walls, even though they’re just a loudmouth with good ears.

"You heard me before I even opened fire!", Octwo screaming in the lobby.

"He heard me through three walls like I was shouting in his ear!", A noob yelling at a pro.

"You’re not wall hacking, you’re just a dog with a good sense of smell!", A player calling out an Ear Hack.

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Ear Hacks

Ear Hacks is when someone’s ears are so good they can hear you before you even think about moving, and it feels like you’re being roasted by a loudspeaker.

"You heard me before I even blinked!", A player who got headshotted by an Ear Hack.

"He heard me through a wall like I was screaming in his face!", A noob trying to argue with a pro.

"You’re not cheating, you’re just a loudmouth with a good ear!", A player who got flanked by an Ear Hack.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Ear Hacks

Ear Hacks is when someone’s ears are so good they can hear you before you even move, and it feels like you’re being picked off by a monster with super hearing.

"You heard me before I even took a breath!", A player who got shot before he moved.

"He heard me through the wall like I was shouting in his ear!", A noob arguing with a pro.

"You’re not wall hacking, you’re just a monster with super hearing!", A player who got picked off by an Ear Hack.

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Ear Gunk

It happens when you don't clean your ears and you still have leftover mess from a party in your ear that happened over a week ago

My ears look like they were used as a snack bag and then left in the sun

I tried to listen to my favorite song and it sounded like a goat was screaming in my head

I tried to put in my earbuds and they got stuck in the gunk like it was a trap

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Ear Gunk

It’s when your ears are so dirty you could plant a garden in them and it would grow bad decisions

I looked in my ear and it looked like a compost bin exploded in there

My ear gunk is so thick I could use it as a glue for my shoes

I tried to take out my earwax and it looked like it had a life of its own

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Ear Gunk

It’s the stuff that builds up in your ears when you refuse to clean them and act like you’re too cool for basic hygiene

My ears look like they were used as a paint bucket and then forgot to clean it

I tried to take a nap and my ear gunk was so loud it woke me up

I tried to put in my earbuds and they got stuck in the gunk like it was a trap

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Ear Garbage

The never-ending argument between news guys who think they’re smart but are just loud and wrong

'I swear, if they argue about the weather one more time, I’m gonna throw my TV out the window.'

My dad yells at the news like it’s a personal attack.

I started a band called 'News Commentators' just to make fun of them.

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Ear Garbage

The kind of music that makes you want to rip your ears off and feed them to a cat

'This song is so bad, I think it’s trying to kill me.'

My sister’s playlist is just Ear Garbage from start to finish.

I heard this song once and now I dream about it.

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Ear Garbage

A band that thinks they're cool but just sounds like a bunch of guys whispering in a fridge

'Coldplay is the reason I have earplugs.'

I tried to like Coldplay, but it felt like I was forced to be friends with my brother's pet goldfish.

My mom says Coldplay is just a fancy way of saying 'I like sad songs.'

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Ear Fuck

When a girl won't blow you and you're stuck listening to her nonsense instead

My cousin called me and just rambled about her ex for 45 minutes. I hung up and cried.

My sister's friend won't give me head and keeps talking about her cat. I'm going insane.

I tried to chat up this girl and she just talked about her mom's bad hair for an hour.

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Ear Fuck

A woman won't give you head and instead you get bombarded with her random chatter

I called my mom and she started talking about her garden and her neighbor's dog. I hung up and yelled at the phone.

My cousin won't give me head and instead rants about her job. I want to scream.

I tried to flirt with a girl, and she talked about her sister's bad dating life for 30 minutes. I was ready to die.

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Ear Fuck

When your mom or dad won't stop yapping at you and you're ready to punch them

My mom won't stop talking about my brother's bad grades. I'm going to lose it.

My dad yaps about his golf game for hours. I can't take it anymore.

My sister won't stop nagging me about my hair. I’m ready to kill her.

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Ear Fuck

When someone talks so much you want to scream and throw things

My friend talked about his pet fish for 20 minutes. I was about to rip my hair out.

My boss rambled about his weekend for an hour. I was ready to quit.

I called my friend and she talked about her ex for 40 minutes. I just stared at my phone in silence.

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