Ear Garbage

'I swear, if they argue about the weather one more time, I’m gonna throw my TV out the window.'

My dad yells at the news like it’s a personal attack.

I started a band called 'News Commentators' just to make fun of them.

'This song is so bad, I think it’s trying to kill me.'

My sister’s playlist is just Ear Garbage from start to finish.

I heard this song once and now I dream about it.

'Coldplay is the reason I have earplugs.'

I tried to like Coldplay, but it felt like I was forced to be friends with my brother's pet goldfish.

My mom says Coldplay is just a fancy way of saying 'I like sad songs.'