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When you're sneakin' around and listenin' to people like they're your new best friends.

I heard my boss and the HR lady talking about me in the break room. I was like, 'what the hell is this?'

My little brother was Ear-Hustlin' on my phone while I was in the bathroom. I came back and he was laughing at my text to my crush.

I was in the kitchen and heard my mom and dad arguing about my grades. I had to leave before I exploded.

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Ear Hustlin'

It's eavesdroppin' but with extra attitude and a little bit of laziness.

I was in the hallway and heard my friend and her crush talking. I was like, 'why are you even here?'

At the mall, I heard my cousin and her crush talking. I had to hide behind the food court.

I was in the kitchen and heard my mom and dad talking about my grades. I had to leave before I exploded.

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Ear Huffing

Snapping your head like a dog hearing a bone being thrown

I heard them talking about my crush. I had to huff my ears so hard my brain almost exploded.

At lunch, I ear-huffed so much I got a free soda from the guy next to me.

I ear-huffed during the test and got caught. Teacher said I was ‘too loud for a human.’

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Ear Huffing

Putting your ears so close to a conversation you might as well be kissing it

I ear-huffed so close to their conversation I could smell their lunch.

I was ear-huffing so hard I almost got a nosebleed.

I ear-huffed so much I heard the person’s heartbeat. Creepy.

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Ear Huffing

Trying to hear so much you might as well be a detective with a hearing aid

I ear-huffed so much I figured out the entire secret club’s password.

I ear-huffed through the whole lunch period and still didn’t get why they were fighting.

I ear-huffed so much I got a headache and a free snack from the principal.

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Ear Huffing

Listening so hard your ears might fall off and hit the floor

I ear-huffed so hard my ears looked like they were about to break free.

I ear-huffed through the whole movie. The guy next to me asked if I was a robot.

I ear-huffed so much my ears were red. I looked like a tomato.

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Ear Huffing

Putting your ears so close you might as well be a bug on a microphone

I ear-huffed so close I could hear the person’s thoughts. Or maybe I just had too much caffeine.

I ear-huffed so close I got a sticker from the teacher. I don’t know why.

I ear-huffed so close I almost got stuck in the conversation. It was like a spiderweb.

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Ear Huffing

Listening so much your brain gets a workout and your ears get a massage

I ear-huffed so much my brain felt like it was doing push-ups.

I ear-huffed so much my ears felt like they were getting a spa day.

I ear-huffed so much my brain said, ‘I need a break.’

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Ear Hotels

Over-the-ear headphones so comfy they make your ears feel like they’re getting a five-star massage. Sennheiser or Beats are the kings of this mess.

My ears are so relaxed I could fall asleep in a DM.

These headphones are like a hotel room for my ears, and I’m the VIP.

I wore them for 8 hours and still felt like I was in a spa.

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Ear Hotels

Headphones so good they turn your ears into a fancy hotel. If your ears were rich, they’d be staying here.

My ears checked in and are not checking out until the weekend.

These headphones are like a luxury suite for my ears.

I wore them and my ears said, 'I’m staying forever.'

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Ear Hotels

The kind of headphones that make your ears feel like they’re in a fancy hotel, even if your brain is still at the gas station.

My ears are on vacation, my brain is still stuck in traffic.

These headphones are like a five-star hotel for my ears, and my brain is still at the diner.

I put these on and my ears went to Paris, my brain stayed in the mall.

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Ear Hole Friend

A tiny freak that moved into your ear. It's not a friend. It's a death wish. You're just the poor sucker who got picked.

My ear hole friend bit my brain. I'm now a brainless meat sack.

My ear hole friend is the reason I failed math. It's eating my brain cells.

My ear hole friend just told me it's going to take over my body. I'm doomed.

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Ear Hole Friend

A tiny monster in your ear that thinks it's your bestie. It's not. It wants you dead. And it's probably going to get what it wants.

My ear hole friend is my new roommate. It's got a key to my brain.

My ear hole friend is giving me migraines. It's like having a tiny demon in my head.

My ear hole friend just took over my voice. Now I sound like a monster.

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Ear Hole Friend

A little bug in your ear that's like your evil twin. It wants to take over your life. And it's going to do it, no matter what.

My ear hole friend is making me talk in riddles. It's taking over my brain.

My ear hole friend is my new boss. It's giving me orders from my ear.

My ear hole friend is the reason I can't sleep. It's screaming in my head.

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Ear Holed

Getting ear holed is when some meathead smacks you on the side of your head with no warning, usually during football, and it feels like your brain got run over by a truck.

My cousin got ear holed during a game and now he can't remember his own name.

That linebacker ear holed me so hard I saw stars and a little bit of my lunch.

My brother got ear holed by his mom after he spilled milk on her carpet.

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Ear Holed

An ear hole is where you shove your AirPods in and then scratch like a madman trying to get the itch out.

I had my ear hole scratched so much my ear looked like a raccoon bit it.

My sister’s ear hole was so scratched it looked like it had a second job.

I put my AirPods in my ear hole and scratched so hard I got a tattoo of a chicken.

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Ear Holed

When some guy shoves his pecker through your stretched earlobe just to feel good.

My uncle got ear holed by his lover and now he’s stuck in a relationship.

She ear holed him so hard he had to take a shower with a mop.

My brother’s ear hole got so stretched he now has a new ear.

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Ear Holed

A tiny bug moves into your ear and starts eating your brain. If you move, it will eat you alive.

That bug in my ear hole is eating my brain and I can’t move.

My ear hole is hosting a bug that might eat me and my brother.

I had a bug in my ear hole and now my brain is on a diet.

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Ear Holed

When your mom slaps you on the side of your head because you were being a stupid kid.

My mom ear holed me for eating my brother’s homework.

I got ear holed because I told my teacher my mom was a chicken.

My sister got ear holed for telling my brother I was a chicken.

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Ear Holed

When you spend a ton of cash on bacon-flavored anal lube, smear it in someone’s ear, and then have sex in their ear hole.

He spent $100 on bacon lube and then had sex in my ear hole.

My mom bought a whole ton of bacon lube and now she’s having sex in my ear.

That guy spent $50 on lube and then he ear holed me.

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