Ear Huffing

I heard them talking about my crush. I had to huff my ears so hard my brain almost exploded.

At lunch, I ear-huffed so much I got a free soda from the guy next to me.

I ear-huffed during the test and got caught. Teacher said I was ‘too loud for a human.’

I ear-huffed so close to their conversation I could smell their lunch.

I was ear-huffing so hard I almost got a nosebleed.

I ear-huffed so much I heard the person’s heartbeat. Creepy.

I ear-huffed so much I figured out the entire secret club’s password.

I ear-huffed through the whole lunch period and still didn’t get why they were fighting.

I ear-huffed so much I got a headache and a free snack from the principal.

I ear-huffed so hard my ears looked like they were about to break free.

I ear-huffed through the whole movie. The guy next to me asked if I was a robot.

I ear-huffed so much my ears were red. I looked like a tomato.

I ear-huffed so close I could hear the person’s thoughts. Or maybe I just had too much caffeine.

I ear-huffed so close I got a sticker from the teacher. I don’t know why.

I ear-huffed so close I almost got stuck in the conversation. It was like a spiderweb.

I ear-huffed so much my brain felt like it was doing push-ups.

I ear-huffed so much my ears felt like they were getting a spa day.

I ear-huffed so much my brain said, ‘I need a break.’