Ear Hole Friend - A tiny monster in your ear that thinks it's your bestie. It'

A tiny monster in your ear that thinks it's your bestie. It's not. It wants you dead. And it's probably going to get what it wants.

My ear hole friend is my new roommate. It's got a key to my brain.

My ear hole friend is giving me migraines. It's like having a tiny demon in my head.

My ear hole friend just took over my voice. Now I sound like a monster.