Ear Hole Friend

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A tiny freak that moved into your ear. It's not a friend. It's a death wish. You're just the poor sucker who got picked.
My ear hole friend bit my brain. I'm now a brainless meat sack.
My ear hole friend is the reason I failed math. It's eating my brain cells.
My ear hole friend just told me it's going to take over my body. I'm doomed.
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A tiny monster in your ear that thinks it's your bestie. It's not. It wants you dead. And it's probably going to get what it wants.
My ear hole friend is my new roommate. It's got a key to my brain.
My ear hole friend is giving me migraines. It's like having a tiny demon in my head.
My ear hole friend just took over my voice. Now I sound like a monster.
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A little bug in your ear that's like your evil twin. It wants to take over your life. And it's going to do it, no matter what.
My ear hole friend is making me talk in riddles. It's taking over my brain.
My ear hole friend is my new boss. It's giving me orders from my ear.
My ear hole friend is the reason I can't sleep. It's screaming in my head.
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