Ear Hole Friend
A little bug in your ear that's like your evil twin. It wants to take over your life. And it's going to do it, no matter what.
My ear hole friend is making me talk in riddles. It's taking over my brain.
My ear hole friend is my new boss. It's giving me orders from my ear.
My ear hole friend is the reason I can't sleep. It's screaming in my head.