Ear Holed
Getting ear holed is when some meathead smacks you on the side of your head with no warning, usually during football, and it feels like your brain got run over by a truck.
My cousin got ear holed during a game and now he can't remember his own name.
That linebacker ear holed me so hard I saw stars and a little bit of my lunch.
My brother got ear holed by his mom after he spilled milk on her carpet.