Ear Holed

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Getting ear holed is when some meathead smacks you on the side of your head with no warning, usually during football, and it feels like your brain got run over by a truck.
My cousin got ear holed during a game and now he can't remember his own name.
That linebacker ear holed me so hard I saw stars and a little bit of my lunch.
My brother got ear holed by his mom after he spilled milk on her carpet.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An ear hole is where you shove your AirPods in and then scratch like a madman trying to get the itch out.
I had my ear hole scratched so much my ear looked like a raccoon bit it.
My sister’s ear hole was so scratched it looked like it had a second job.
I put my AirPods in my ear hole and scratched so hard I got a tattoo of a chicken.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When some guy shoves his pecker through your stretched earlobe just to feel good.
My uncle got ear holed by his lover and now he’s stuck in a relationship.
She ear holed him so hard he had to take a shower with a mop.
My brother’s ear hole got so stretched he now has a new ear.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A tiny bug moves into your ear and starts eating your brain. If you move, it will eat you alive.
That bug in my ear hole is eating my brain and I can’t move.
My ear hole is hosting a bug that might eat me and my brother.
I had a bug in my ear hole and now my brain is on a diet.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When your mom slaps you on the side of your head because you were being a stupid kid.
My mom ear holed me for eating my brother’s homework.
I got ear holed because I told my teacher my mom was a chicken.
My sister got ear holed for telling my brother I was a chicken.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you spend a ton of cash on bacon-flavored anal lube, smear it in someone’s ear, and then have sex in their ear hole.
He spent $100 on bacon lube and then had sex in my ear hole.
My mom bought a whole ton of bacon lube and now she’s having sex in my ear.
That guy spent $50 on lube and then he ear holed me.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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